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11:23 Overheard in the office: I hate that rainbow wheel of doom. It haunts me. It is a ho-bag. #

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18:31 @myaamiadawn I must have gotten a different anonymous flyer. It has poems and balloons, and is very sweet. #

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00:40 @WallsDouglas Gaga's latest music video couldn't have been more Matthew Barney if someone was throwing molten vaseline. heart. #
00:42 @plattitude oh no, I'm so sorry...all other twees i've made today feel really trite now. I hope she's okay and my thoughts are with you. #

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22:26 And by retweeting that Ivan Coyote thing I mean AMY READ IT YOU ARE NOT ONLINE BAH #

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11:29 @lmsherlock well they do sell a belt-fed nerf machine gun. You don't really use a belt-fed machine gun for anything else than killan dudes. #

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12:07 New bruises on top of old bruises. New work on top of old work. Must be Monday. #
14:58 @GoVioletGO yeah it was fun. I have a bit of a black eye, which gives me a weird feeling of accomplishment. #

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00:42 RT @NathanTriplett Oh James Madison College... How I miss thee.. ow.ly/w4HL #

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21:01 um hello twitter, i've been abandoning you. glad you didn't starve to death while i was gone or something. #

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13:01 AHHHHH #CCCC10 paper proposal accepted! Apparently, the comic book as literacy technology strikes them as a good idea too. #

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10:44 Goodbye, Reading Rainbow. You've been on TV my entire life. bit.ly/11TptW #
10:45 I'm sure the tv shows about phonics and spelling that replace you will be REALLY exciting. Really exciting. Sure. #

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14:38 @plattitude that place is literally around the corner from my apartment. I love their pesto scramble with gorgonzola. #

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15:43 bit.ly/vGFWX
MUST ACQUIRE. #
16:05 @kcpurchase oh man you're in my old stomping grounds. Where in SCS were you knocking? #

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00:38 @amphetamine what the hell did you tweet today? #
21:38 The secret of boobs is that they have more power when they collide. I learned this from TV once. #
23:05 @plattitude wow that cover is really good. You post good music. #

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19:37 old and busted: purple goats from space. new hotness: werewolf bar mitzvah in azeroth. rowr. #cataclysm #

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12:02 What I really want to do today is watch Johnny Mnemonic, eat ice cream, and doodle with sharpies. That is not going to happen. #

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09:55 Oh god, I managed to avoid mosquito bites all night Saturday but wound up with about 12 of them from 3 hours outside yesterday. Fail. #
09:56 @NathanTriplett best wishes for a speedy recovery from your surgery! #
20:18 My nerdcore hip hop name is Turn One Akroma... #
22:40 mc frontalot signed my inhaler. I breathe nerdcore. That is all. #

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19:21 I did some knife fighting last night and today I took a hit in the face playing zombie tag and Amy is here and life is okay #
19:46 pretend knives though, I haven't totally lost my mind. Edged weapons people are pretty interesting. #

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16:15 I declare today to be "Foot in the Mouth Day". All the dumb crap I have said and you may say is officially part of the festivities. #

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